TMZ – How’s Miami Dolphins WR Danny Amendola preparing to face off against his old Patriots squad this weekend?
BEACH FOOTBALL WITH HIS SMOKIN’ HOT MODEL GIRLFRIEND!!!
Amendola and Olivia Culpo — Miss Universe 2012 — hit the sand in South Beach on Tuesday armed with a pigskin and some very small bathing suits.
The two played some catch — Olivia showed off her rocket arm — and then they took things to the water … where Danny gave his GF a piggyback ride around the ocean.
Danny played for the Patriots from 2013 to 2017 — and won two Super Bowls during his run with Tom Brady and pals.
Amendola signed a 2-year, $12 million contract with the Dolphins during the off-season — and now, the Fish are 3-0 and have a chance to really make a statement with a victory over New England.
The bad news for Danny … the Dolphins are 7.5-point underdogs going into Sunday’s game.
The good for Danny … LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS!!!!!!
First off. I had no idea these two were even back together. Last I heard, Danny decided to remove Olivia from his life altogether (i.e. unfollow her on Instagram and delete all of their pictures together, which is basically the 2018 version of changing your relationship status to single and cropping your ex out of your profile picture on Facebook). Don’t act like you never did it.
Which leads me to my next point…
Let’s be honest here for a second, you’re jealous as fuck these two are back together. Look, I don’t even care what you have to say, chances are deep down you feel like an inadequate piece of shit just by looking at these pictures (I do!). If you’re a girl, you probably wish you looked just an ounce as gorgeous as Olivia Culpo. And if you’re a dude, you probably would give up your left nut just for a chance to play in the league like Danny Amendola (not to mention the fact he’s a goddamn Ford model, too).
Now, if you truly don’t feel this way, more power to you. You’re a better human than most (even though you’re probably lying to yourself).
As for the rest of us, we find ourselves riddled with low self-esteem and lack of confidence just at the very sight of these two. A good day can turn to a bad day in the blip of an eye. All it takes is one Instagram post from either of these two that screams #CouplesGoals, and our day is over. Done. Finished. Back to the ice cream we go.
And to make matters worse, these two have the audacity to do this to us on a Tuesday! While we’re all staring at the clock every five minutes inside of our torture chambers (aka cubicles) at work, Olivia and Danny are frolicking around in the sun down in Miami beach looking like a better version of James Bond and his supermodel girlfriend. It’s not fair! It’s not fair, indeed!
P.S. – Power move by Danny to wear like a $500 pair of sunglasses in the ocean and not give a fuck. The good thing, though, is that we all know money doesn’t buy happiness (lol).