Follow @ScaramucciPost on Twitter: Check.

Follow @ScaramucciPost on Instagram: Check.

Not knowing what the fuck “The Scaramucci Post” is, but you’re still excited as hell anyways: Check.

11 days was not enough, folks. We all need a little more Mooch in our lives.

P.S. – What a world we live in where a guy can work in the White House for 11 days and come out of it with his own media outlet.

P.P.S. – I’d highly recommend you stop being mean to the Mooch online. It’s not worth it, in my opinion.