Goddamn. 10 out of 10. And I’m talking both of them. This picture’s so hot I might need to excuse myself from typing words for a few minutes.
Never have I ever been more jealous of a 19-year old in my entire life. Yes, you read that right. I’m jealous of a goddamn teenager. A TEENAGER, for chrissakes. It should be illegal to have a jaw line that chiseled combined with a superior flow and elite athletic talent to match it. It’s just completely unfair.
But I can’t hate Auston Matthews completely. This is a young man (did I mention he’s a teenager?) that’s taking FULL advantage of his situation in life, and I respect the hell out of that. Soak it all in, Auston. It’s your duty and responsibility to take advantage of all the glorious perks thrown your way when you’re sitting on top of the world. Smokes, cash, fancy vacations, you have them all. The only thing I ask is you refrain from Instagramming your entire life so I don’t fall into a deep, dark depression.
P.S. – This kind of annoys me that Sidney Crosby doesn’t do this kind of stuff, too. Then again, I’m perfectly okay with watching him and the Pens win the Stanley Cup every year. Can’t really beat that.