So there you have it. Pretty sure I didn’t hear Sid say anything to Subban about his breath. Also, for those of you that are hearing impaired and have somehow found yourself in the deep dark web that is Peep’s Burgh, here’s the dialogue exchange:

P.K. Subban: “Hey, fuck you!”

Sidney Crosby: “Get the fuck outta here!”

Subban: “Fuck you!”

Crosby: “Hey, get the fuck outta here, you fuckin’ idiot!”

Again, no where in that exchange did I hear anything about bad breath. I’m pretty sure I hit the nail on the head with this one the other day in my blog when I wrote the following:

Pretty sure Sid’s just telling P.K. to go fuck himself here, but no, we’ll go with the bad breath narrative. You know, the one that P.K. stole from Phil Kessel last year during this gem of an interview with Pierre in the Eastern Conference Finals.

Quick little shout out to me here for not falling for P.K. Subban’s steaming pile of bullshit like some of you other fake capital J journo’s.

So what have we learned from all of this?

  • P.K. Subban is a liar.
  • P.K. Subban sucks at telling jokes.
  • P.K. Subban woke up the beast.

If I was a Preds fan, I’d probably hate this guy now because ever since this incident, Sidney Crosby has been playing like a man possessed. Hope they wear black tomorrow at Bridgestone, because this is going to be a goddamn funeral.