Sean Spicer is all of us here. And by all of us, I mean if we were all perpetual hot messes that couldn’t get our shit together on a daily basis. Hiding in the bushes outside of the White House one day to avoid the press, showing up to work wearing two different colored dress shoes, the other. This guy can’t catch a break.

I can’t say I’ve personally worn two different pairs of shoes in my lifetime, but I think I’d be able to handle it a little better than Spicer here. For starters, if you’re gonna show up to your VERY public job with two different colored shoes, the first thing you do is own it. If Spicer converses with people and makes fun of himself, we’re not talking about how stupid Sean Spicer is for showing up to work with two different colored shoes right now. Instead, we’d be talking about how relatable Spicer is to us like “Hey, I once wore my shorts backwards out in public! Sean Spicer is sort of like me!” (side note: I actually did this once and rushed to a bathroom without telling anyone to fix them immediately once I found out). Second off, if you’re going to hide the fact that you’re wearing two different colored dress shoes, at least be a little better at it. Everyone knows you don’t wear brown shoes with a black suit. With that said, there’s no way in hell I’d be trying to avoid people from seeing the brown shoe instead of the black shoe here. Rookie mistake, if you ask me. All in all, just another day at Trump’s White House.

UPDATE: Spicer’s actually wearing a walking boot, NOT a black dress shoe.

Kind of a bummer, but I can totally see him still showing up to work with two different colored dress shoes. He seems like that type of guy. This still doesn’t make up for the fact that he’s wearing brown dress shoes with a black suit, though.