People – Mark Zuckerberg is getting ready to be a father of two — and daughter Max is helping!

The Facebook founder and CEO’s 16-month-old little girl was enjoying quite the ride in a video posted to her dad’s Facebook page Friday. In the clip, Max is strapped to Zuckerberg’s back as he performs a series of pull-ups.

“As soon as I finish she yells ‘More! More!’ Easily the most demanding trainer I’ve ever had,” the technology guru, 32, wrote in the comments, adding a second clip in the comments of himself doing push-ups with Max still attached.

Zuckerberg’s wife Dr. Priscilla Chan, 32, is currently pregnant with the couple’s second daughter. The father-to-be shared the exciting news earlier this month, in a heartwarming Facebook post complete with photos from the couple’s respective childhoods.

“Priscilla and I are happy to share we’re expecting another baby girl!” he wrote. “After our difficult experience having Max, we weren’t sure what to expect or whether we’d be able to have another child. When Priscilla and I first found out she was pregnant again, our first hope was that the child would be healthy.”

He added, “My next hope was that it would be a girl. I cannot think of a greater gift than having a sister and I’m so happy Max and our new child will have each other.”

In December, Zuckerberg shared a clip of his little girl taking some of her first steps — through the lens of a 360-degree video camera.

“This is modern walking,” Zuckerberg quipped in the video.


First off, fuck these people to the core that post their workout videos online. I admit that I do CrossFit and I’m part of a cult and blah, blah, blah, but your ass won’t see me posting any workout videos online EVER. Seriously, if you’re reading this and you fall suspect of posting your workout videos on social media, I hate you. And let me speak for the rest of your friends and family on Facebook and Instagram that you annoy because they hate you as well even if they’re too afraid to admit it.

Second off, if you even consider stooping down to this “Hey, look at me!” level of attention seeking fuckboy/girl-ness (yeah, I made up a word), your ass better be posting something good (CC: James Harrison). We don’t want to watch some geek doing 5 Pull-Ups or 15 Push-Ups with a 20 pound baby strapped to his back like it’s some sort of astonishing act of fitness. That’s weak sauce, Zuck. Here’s a quick rule of thumb for dudes posting workout videos: if a girl can do what you’re doing, do NOT post it. Then again, if you aren’t a fuckboy, you won’t run into this problem in the first place.

Finally, what kind of weirdo works out with a baby strapped to his back? Most people will probably watch Zuck’s video and be like “Aw, that’s so cute. Zuck’s just like us after all.” No, Zuck is not like us. You and I don’t run one of the most powerful companies in the world, have billions of dollars, and work out with babies strapped to our backs. Only people that have to create an online social network because they do not possess enough social graces to communicate with other human beings via face-to-face interaction do these types of things. Zuck will never be like you and I no matter how hard that nerd tries.

P.S. – What kind of dude wishes to have a girl. I’m pretty sure every guy’s worst nightmare is having to deal with a teenage daughter. Only someone like Zuck would say something mind-boggling like that.