Fuck. This. Shit. You have to be kidding me, right? A pizza pierogi? This sounds wrong on so many levels.

Mrs-Ts-five-cheese-pizza-feature.jpg“Five Cheese Pizza: Savory Blend of Five Cheeses, Pizza Herbs and Whipped Potatoes, Folded in a Pasta Shell.”

Pizza with mashed potatoes? If that doesn’t make you gag then you’re lying to yourself. If I ever offered my 87-year old Italian grandmother a pizza pierogi, I’m pretty sure she’d slap the shit out of me. This is exactly what I hate about people with the palate of a 12-year old. They just can’t let good foods be. No, they have to take these delicious foods that are already amazing in and of themselves (i.e. pizza and pierogies), and incorporate them into as many combinations as possible. This needs to stop.

I don’t care what anyone says, politics aren’t the real reason this country is divided. The real reason this country is divided is because of bullshit like this. One day we’re all going to sit back and look at the fall of the United States and historians are going to point to the inception of the pizza pierogi as the beginning of it all. The world (as in Pittsburgh) was a much better when the Pirates stuck with the Core 4. Sad!