This is the type of play that is attempted like 50 times throughout the course of a dek hockey game until somebody actually makes contact with the ball (let alone scores). Yet, Phil Kessel and Patric Hornqvist just converted the ultra-rare version of the hockey alley-oop in one attempt. ON SKATES. 

I can’t think of a better way to get yourself off of a 13-game goal-less streak if you’re Patrick Hornqvist. The man just casually pulled off one of the rarest goals in hockey and got your girl horny at the same time. If you were already concerned about letting your girl go to Soul Cycle classes, don’t let her watch the highlight of this goal, either.