I don’t care if you absolutely despise the Patriots and hope that Belichick has a stroke or Brady tears an ACL skiing, there’s no way you can’t not love Gronk. He’s like a lovable man child that gets away with saying dumb shit that isn’t funny past the age of 16, yet somehow still makes 69 jokes hilarious. The guy is so simple that he literally functions on three things: sports, sex, and partying. And he absolutely dominates all three of them. If Gronk’s antics don’t bring joy to your life, then you’re a soulless human being without a sense of humor.