For starters, I have literally no clue what a shit-gibbon is. All I know is that it can’t be good.

Update: a gibbon is some type of monkey.


So apparently Donald Trump told county sheriffs the other day that he would end some Texas state senator’s career over legislation he doesn’t agree with about civil asset forfeiture (aka seizing a person’s cash and property). These remarks happened to be controversial enough to inspire PA state senator Daylin Leach (what a name, by the way) to back up his fellow state senator and attack Trump. What Daylin Leach doesn’t realize, though, is that he just picked a twitter war with the wrong guy. You don’t just @ Donald Trump with an insult and expect to get away with it. He will sniff you out of his mentions like a great white shark that smells a wounded seal from a mile away. It’s only a matter of time before this guy’s life is FUUUCCCKKKKEEDD.

Seriously, somebody needs to reach out to Daylin Leach and fill him in with a friendly reminder that it’s now 2017. @realDonaldTrump is now the most powerful man in the world, and he will not take kindly to your thin-skinned insults. I’m setting the over/under at one week that this guy vanishes from the face of the earth.