I know that it’s technically the divisional round of the playoffs, but better late than never! Today, I’d like to introduce the Le’Veon Bell Drinking Game. So until weed becomes legal in PA (probably never), I’m going to promote the abuse of legal substances (i.e. alcohol).

The beauty in this game is in its simplicity. Here’s how it works: each and every time you hear somebody use a variation of the word “patient” to describe Le’Veon Bell’s running style, you have to take a drink to the face! That’s it. Doesn’t matter if it’s Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth, Michele Tafoya, your buddy, your significant other, your mom, your dad, your batshit crazy uncle, etc. When you hear that word, you take that I.C. Light to the face like a champ. Who knows, if you play honorably, you’ll probably be Joey Porter drunk by the end of the first quarter!